I drink wine while I watch football because I’m a LADY (if you couldn’t already tell by how ladylike I’m sitting) #Seahawks

I drink wine while I watch football because I’m a LADY (if you couldn’t already tell by how ladylike I’m sitting) #Seahawks

Probably the third time I’ve ever worn these shoes, which means I’ve spent $50 a wear. I’m great with money!!!

Probably the third time I’ve ever worn these shoes, which means I’ve spent $50 a wear. I’m great with money!!!

Just in case you guys were wondering what a cool child I was, these are the things I BEGGED to do. Note: I’m not smiling because that would not have been historically accurate. #fbf also can someone please tell me why I was able to get old western American style photos taken in Germany?

Just in case you guys were wondering what a cool child I was, these are the things I BEGGED to do. Note: I’m not smiling because that would not have been historically accurate. #fbf also can someone please tell me why I was able to get old western American style photos taken in Germany?

I WOULD MAKE A GREAT FOOTBALL WIFE RG @eringthatsme: @musingofpinhead wants me to set her up with a #Seahawk

I WOULD MAKE A GREAT FOOTBALL WIFE RG @eringthatsme: @musingofpinhead wants me to set her up with a #Seahawk

#regram from @lomoco56 - beautiful humans on a very special lady’s birthday  (at El Guadalajara)

#regram from @lomoco56 - beautiful humans on a very special lady’s birthday (at El Guadalajara)

Gnocchi Bolognese a la Michelle. Homemade biotch!

Gnocchi Bolognese a la Michelle. Homemade biotch!

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I have been tweeting everyday! Let’s connect, let me see you cute internet friends 😍

People who reply to texts with “K” deserve to burn in hell

zackisontumblr:

I have been tweeting everyday! Let’s connect, let me see you cute internet friends 😍

People who reply to texts with “K” deserve to burn in hell

Fuck you very much apple for putting this bullshit on my phone.

Fuck you very much apple for putting this bullshit on my phone.