There are no words for how much I love my roommate. She is so fucking funny, and we have had so many good times. I will miss her dearly. So much so that I am willing to spend New Years in Rochester, NY. I will surely miss the banter. And she is like, the best wing man ever. And a wonderful confidant. Rochester is a lucky place to get my sassy roommate all to itself. 

ok so I guess there were words. 

Watermelon smile (Taken with Instagram at Prospect Park (Long Meadow))

Watermelon smile (Taken with Instagram at Prospect Park (Long Meadow))

My Roommate Works at the MS Society

Me: Can't I just count boning Ross TWICE as me volunteering for MS day?
Roommate: I'll make sure you get a T-Shirt for all your hard work.
My one flaw… (Taken with instagram)

My one flaw… (Taken with instagram)

Najia: How do you get your eyeliner so perfect?
Michelle: I don't know...I guess I am just a perfectionist.
Najia: That's not a fucking answer.

If you want a reason to drink tequila, just pronounce the date in Spanish.

I have a certain amount of respect for a man with enough confidence to hit on me while straight up wearing pajamas.

I may or may not have been planning to change my name last night, my last google search was “best guy names for girls”

Did I miss something?

Michael Fassbender? Attractive?

I am getting PRRREETYYY sick of Mary Margaret always turning down David.

Get your shit together MM — He’s PRINCE CHARMING you asshole. And you were on trial for murder.