My shoes got very wet in the rain so I’ve decided to wear these around the office. Don’t worry, everyone LOVES them!

My shoes got very wet in the rain so I’ve decided to wear these around the office. Don’t worry, everyone LOVES them!

Thanks a lot @birchbox for this expensive new thing I want to do all the time now #SkynIceland

Thanks a lot @birchbox for this expensive new thing I want to do all the time now #SkynIceland

I just made my boyfriend wiki the plot of Enough

landandseaa:

Because that happening is literally my number one fear.

That shit is terrifying.

"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
-Margaret Atwood

Yeah but here’s the thing. If the plot of Enough happens to you, you get to become a badass who like, does pull ups on support beams in your house. 

Mario’s origin story as told by my uncle (this went in for a long time). He learned of it on a episode of CSI Boston. Zac Efron stole the show as Luigi and Ice Tea was groundbreaking as the gorilla.

Mario’s origin story as told by my uncle (this went in for a long time). He learned of it on a episode of CSI Boston. Zac Efron stole the show as Luigi and Ice Tea was groundbreaking as the gorilla.

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

cockenblog:

"Okay, Brent, here’s what I’m thinking. We’ll put the broad tits up and spread eagle in her underwear, and then the dude can just…uh…. I don’t know, take off his shoes." - the pitch meeting for this ad

cockenblog:

"Okay, Brent, here’s what I’m thinking. We’ll put the broad tits up and spread eagle in her underwear, and then the dude can just…uh…. I don’t know, take off his shoes." - the pitch meeting for this ad

(Source: sextape-movie)

GUYZ WHAT ARE THE CHANCES??? #marketing

GUYZ WHAT ARE THE CHANCES??? #marketing

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

The face of insomnia #iwokeuplikethisflawless

The face of insomnia #iwokeuplikethisflawless

Fear, to a great extent, is born of a story we tell ourselves, and so I chose to tell myself a different story from the one women are told. I decided I was safe. I was strong. I was brave. Nothing could vanquish me. Insisting on this story was a form of mind control, but for the most part, it worked.

Cheryl Strayed, “Wild” (via landandseaa)